A human hand pillow for a Delightful Spider

8 Nov 2021

Rowan asks

Found this under my pillow, what do I do?

My answer

I had no idea spiders like you needed pillows. But geez, if you're finding human hands that colossal under your pillow, sounds like bad sleep is the least of your worries.

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