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17 May 2026
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Kapowing distinguished gents into the ionosphere 24/7 via wholesome sideboob: today's TERRIBLE ...
ProductiveAvocado681 asks Husband’s porn addiction is so bad he can barely function. What do? Make me laugh because this is the one addiction I can’t live with. Porn was allowed in our relationship. There was no reason for him ...
11 May 2026
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Great googly moogly 😮 Wellington's clothing stores seem to have an incredibly poor opinion of the physique of the average Kiwi male. Last Saturday, my gal and I spent far too many hours picking out a gazillion theoretically ...
8 May 2026
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Rolls Royce IUDs, orgy lube droughts, Super-DUPER-Dracula, and nom-nom-ing Las Vegas: today's ...
Marlowe asks our landlord, who charges us $1,900 usd for rent every month, does not include electric gas or internet, has just let us know that she’s three months behind on the mortgage. what fucking do? 😃 My answer Girl! ...
24 Apr 2026
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The Cool Cats Avian Apartheid club, Antifa dweeb-0-s beware: today's TERRIBLE advice
Kim asks I have a lot of bird feeders and this year, we have a record migration of juncos, which makes me very glad, but it also pleases the neighbour's cat who hunts my little winged friends. I want to discourage the cat from ...
13 Apr 2026
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Everything that's ever happened or ever will happen in the entire goddamn universe: today's ...
I know this is AI slop, but I inputted into Google Gemini's image generator: "Neat! Let's have an image containing every event that's ever happened or ever will happen in the history of the entire universe" ... and I must say I'm ...
4 Apr 2026
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Glorious goose stockpiles, sphincter vigilance, and all pooing is gay: today's TERRIBLE advice
Phwoar TurquoisePanda5263 asks My mom tells me to not try to pet a goose. My friends tell me to not try to pet a goose. I want to pet a goose. What do? Other than y’know…the typical dad advice… 🤣 My answerThere is a ...
30 Mar 2026
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AT LAST an etiquette guide on pistol duels against paleoconservative Gentleman-penises: today's ...
GrayHeron9112 asks As a girlie who's never seen a d*ck before but is soon going to, I really need some advice... What am I expected to do with it? My answer I'm so glad you've come to me! Your worries are over. There's nothing a ...
28 Mar 2026
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The Arsenal FC Shit-Kickers, paramilitary parsnips, rectal slumber, and you glorious maniac: ...
Tara asks I’m at work right now and just got a message that there are a bunch of police with rifles and riot shields gathered together at the apartment complex where I live. What should I do? My answer Rifles AND riot shields? Are ...
21 Mar 2026
Why exploding UK's Parliament is constipation's stretchiest adversary: today's TERRIBLE advice
Pete asks I ate a whole bag of grated cheese yesterday and now I’m constipated. How poo? My answer Can't you attempt to blow up the United Kingdom Houses of Parliament with a quarter of a ton of gunpowder? The last person ...
20 Mar 2026
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Why every Portuguese Man O'War prowls for Kardashian buttocks: today's TERRIBLE advice
Brett asks I went swimming in the ocean, but keep finding Portuguese Man O’War washed ashore … What do? My answer Oh dear god. You again. We both know where you're going with this. You're "finding" them. Bullshit. ...
9 Mar 2026
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: how George Foreman being an oafish piece of poontang dovetails with ...
Pat and/or Mohammed Ali asks after sleeping with my mistress and going three rounds last night..,, i am as sore as hell ,.. and now my girlfriend is planning a romantic night tonight with fireplace and all,.. how do i avoid sex ...
27 Feb 2026
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129 racisms against the Deaf, the Air Force, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Physics: your path to voice ...
Steven asks I’m a voice actor and have been sick for 4 weeks and lost my voice. I have a contract due tomorrow with 129 voice prompts. What do? Honestly it’s stressing me out, please no OOC My answer Why not perform all your lines ...
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