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9 Mar 2026
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: how George Foreman being an oafish piece of ...
Pat and/or Mohammed Ali asks after sleeping with my mistress and going three rounds last night..,, i am as sore as hell ,.. and now my girlfriend is planning a romantic night tonight with fireplace and all,.. how do i avoid sex ...
26 Feb 2026
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: on abducting The Mouth Of Sauron for ...
EnthusiasticMoose9731 asks In a group discussion about dental work, I complimented someone on their lovely teeth in front of someone with really obviously bad teeth and now I feel like a complete arse. What do? My ...
23 Feb 2026
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Sexyverse book cover design contest gets seriously molten
[First written in March 2023, and I'd only just now realised I'd not posted this! Posting now:] Slightly naughty content ahead! I’ve been banging out a series of stories, and the time has come to publish. That means neat cover ...
23 Feb 2026
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: on protecting your front bottom from ...
Merry asks Husband is fairly well endowed, definitely above average. He’s always been able to put a hurting on that kitty. I lost a bunch of weight and now the kitty is more accessible and doesn’t have any cushion in the way. He ...
8 Feb 2026
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: on handling scalding soup with Chernobyl ...
Image source: https://www.reddit.com/r/chernobyl/comments/1ddrbd... Christian asks soup is too hot what do My answer Why not do what I do? Hop in a time machine, jump back three decades and halfway around the world to the ...
7 Feb 2026
Whimsy
For God's sake check your rat traps or a billion flies will kill you
A while back I overheard a scratchy scuffling noise. A scratchy scuffling noise coming from inside my house's hot water cylinder cupboard. The cupboard itself has a ton of insulation crammed inside. All kinds of squashy fluffy crap. ...
27 Jan 2026
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: on relieving one's gay anxieties via ...
Gino asks How to stop being self-conscious about being g@y? My answer Dude! Isn't it obvious? Just provoke every single person, object and abstract concept in the entire universe into becoming even gayer than you. Here's what you ...
21 Jan 2026
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: the sublime wisdom of blending ...
Tifani asks got this text today from someone i’ve been seeing (2 dates), what do? My answer It's ... it's obvious, isn't it? You two lovebirds simply need to close your relative Slut Gap, pronto, via galactic quantities of mutual ...
18 Jan 2026
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Why PT boats are the superior strumpets of the US Navy
FLOOZIES Angela asksTold my psychiatrist zoloft makes it hard to “cross the finish line” she updated my patient chart saying “ pt is struggling with sexual dysfunction and is unable to achieve orgasm due to ssri.” This is in my ...
16 Jan 2026
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On asserting one's cerebral magnificence by crushing one's ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfqOQtiRWLA ❤ MysticalPeapod9008 asks Went no contact with my birthgiver and I fear running into her around town. How should I disguise myself henceforth? My answer Why not disguise yourself ...
13 Jan 2026
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: on obsoleting all car locksmiths via ...
A valiant early attempt at blending cars with domiciles. Incidentally, turns out it's really difficult getting decent-quality photos of cars crashing into houses. You'd be astonished how little stock photography there is of such ...
6 Jan 2026
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A few tips on relocating every cat in the universe
Humantrainer15 asks Neighbor keeps feeding stray cats by the mailbox (across from my dogs yard) and refuses to use her own yard. I counted 8 today when I yelled at her again. What do? Btw mailboxes are by the highway 🤗 🫠 My ...
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