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How to invoke Germanic royalty to out-skunk the entire universe minus your dog
11 Feb 2024
Max asks My dog got sprayed by a skunk and were supposed to fly across the country on Monday. What do? My answer You know the UK's King George I? He wasn't originally British at all, b...
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Infected? Infect your infection right back
1 Jan 2024
Shelly asks So I’m 4 days post-op for a laparoscopic hysterectomy. Friday I received the pathology report. If I’m interpreting the report correctly regarding the hydatid cyst of Morgagni...
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"Reveal your wife? I AM your wife!"
1 Jan 2024
Maggie asks Found out the guy I went on a couple dates with is married. He neglected to tell me. Now what? My answer Scream at him thusly: "Oh for God's sake, how much gin have you ...
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How not to be the aquatic equivalent of sheep-shaggers
14 Nov 2023
Anastasia asks How do I tell my apartment manager "stop fv¢×ing ignoring me, this is really important and I'm sick of practically pulling teeth just to get anything done around here" wit...
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Get puffing, get broke, and get celebrating
14 Nov 2023
Jaime asks How should I celebrate 100 days cigarette free?? My answer Why not upgrade? Move up from free cigarettes to expensive cigarettes. A few years ago I was hosting a pool pa...
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Why not out-HR HR?
27 Oct 2023
Nichelle asks Having an HR meeting today at work, what do to cause discourse? 🫢 My answer Why not out-HR the HR person? Everyone knows that attack is the best form of defence. Coll...
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How to remove all obstacles to permanent stonerhood
27 Oct 2023
Morgan asks just had wrist surgery and can only use 1 hand, can’t light the bowl of devils lettuce. what do? My answer Next time you have wrist surgery, be sure to ignite every bit of ...
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For best swimming results, replace your arms with a Falcon Heavy
25 Oct 2023
Tara asks My arms are tired from working out. But I was planning on going to the gym to swim after work tonight and swimming wears out my arms. How do I recover? My answer Why not do...
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How to out-hipster every hipster: aorta bungy cords
25 Oct 2023
Danielle asks My bf is being a dingbat lately. Not answering my questions, not calling me after he says he will, taking hours to respond to texts. Obv there’s something going on. He live...
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Oysters: pointless goddamn rocket fuel
21 Oct 2023
Chickypickymakey asks Are aphrodisiacs a real thing? I think the most well-known (natural) aphrodisiac is ginger, and I happen to like ginger ! Fresh, dried, as a spice, as a juice, can...
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Never feasted on asbestos? Man. You're missing out.
21 Oct 2023
Cam asks In the corner of the room with all my favourite, most expensive possessions, I have a small wooden cabinet, sat next to a radiator. In this cabinet are piles of old paperwork, ...
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The coldest gonads in the galaxy
21 Oct 2023
Tara asks I’ve been working hard on losing weight and getting in shape. My clothes are starting to fit differently; Shirts that used to be way too small now fit perfectly, but now my pa...
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