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23 Feb 2026
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: on protecting your front bottom from relativistic man-swords by ...
Merry asks Husband is fairly well endowed, definitely above average. He’s always been able to put a hurting on that kitty. I lost a bunch of weight and now the kitty is more accessible and doesn’t have any cushion in the way. He ...
8 Feb 2026
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: on handling scalding soup with Chernobyl cunnilingus
Image source: https://www.reddit.com/r/chernobyl/comments/1ddrbd... Christian asks soup is too hot what do My answer Why not do what I do? Hop in a time machine, jump back three decades and halfway around the world to the ...
7 Feb 2026
Whimsy
For God's sake check your rat traps or a billion flies will kill you
A while back I overheard a scratchy scuffling noise. A scratchy scuffling noise coming from inside my house's hot water cylinder cupboard. The cupboard itself has a ton of insulation crammed inside. All kinds of squashy fluffy crap. ...
27 Jan 2026
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: on relieving one's gay anxieties via Robocop, Alex Jones, Pepe Le Pew, ...
Gino asks How to stop being self-conscious about being g@y? My answer Dude! Isn't it obvious? Just provoke every single person, object and abstract concept in the entire universe into becoming even gayer than you. Here's what you ...
21 Jan 2026
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: the sublime wisdom of blending Al-Capone-esque rival-whacking tactics ...
Tifani asks got this text today from someone i’ve been seeing (2 dates), what do? My answer It's ... it's obvious, isn't it? You two lovebirds simply need to close your relative Slut Gap, pronto, via galactic quantities of mutual ...
18 Jan 2026
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Why PT boats are the superior strumpets of the US Navy
FLOOZIES Angela asksTold my psychiatrist zoloft makes it hard to “cross the finish line” she updated my patient chart saying “ pt is struggling with sexual dysfunction and is unable to achieve orgasm due to ssri.” This is in my ...
16 Jan 2026
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On asserting one's cerebral magnificence by crushing one's birthgiver into a metal cube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfqOQtiRWLA ❤ MysticalPeapod9008 asks Went no contact with my birthgiver and I fear running into her around town. How should I disguise myself henceforth? My answer Why not disguise yourself ...
13 Jan 2026
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: on obsoleting all car locksmiths via strategic Onanism
A valiant early attempt at blending cars with domiciles. Incidentally, turns out it's really difficult getting decent-quality photos of cars crashing into houses. You'd be astonished how little stock photography there is of such ...
6 Jan 2026
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A few tips on relocating every cat in the universe
Humantrainer15 asks Neighbor keeps feeding stray cats by the mailbox (across from my dogs yard) and refuses to use her own yard. I counted 8 today when I yelled at her again. What do? Btw mailboxes are by the highway 🤗 🫠 My ...
29 Dec 2025
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How to woo your beloved with Taco Bell enemas and equestrian practice
EnthusiasticLion9296 asks Ex of one week just asked if he can bring me Taco Bell. What do? My answer Maybe he means the entire restaurant chain. Maybe he's going to physically drop every single Taco Bell restaurant on your house ...
28 Dec 2025
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Why hideously boring sex is the most fun-time sex
FluffyMcSparkleFartz asks Came with partner to hotel for fun time . What do now ? My answer You're not into hideously boring sex, are you? Could you not enjoy your fun time whilst fast asleep and therefore in compliance with the ...
19 Dec 2025
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How John Cleese and the Great War sidestep Satan's wily ways
Nick asks Thoughts? Different group but reflexes remain intact. Do I owe The Internet an apology? My answer One of the many joys of reading John Cleese's autobiography was his slice-of-life descriptions of 1950s English ...
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