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Can car tyres experience pins and needles too?
21 Oct 2023
Sandi asks What do I do? My answer Do what I do when I get pins and needles in just one buttock. Try to favour the other three tires. Shift all the weight in your car to the back left,...
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Why not hire yourself out as a flamethrower?
7 Oct 2023
Aubrey asks Need a healthy outlet for releasing my pent up energy/anger. Don’t like running. What would you recommend? My answer Why not light your own farts? You could hire ...
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How to make a bear trap orgasm
7 Oct 2023
This particular bear has informed me on a great many occasions that this is his cum face, and he's sick to fucking death of reminding me. Fa asks Periods doesn't stop my man from ha...
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How to abuse a cubic kilometre of Rohirrim poo
7 Oct 2023
Alyssa asks When we moved to where we live (from a city to small town), we didn't realize there are NO trash pickup services... We're a family of 5-7 (no explanation) so the trash p...
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My school had three girls named "Those Savages Look Nice And Enslaveable"
15 Sep 2023
Pam asks help plzzzzz, due soon with baby #3 and we can't figure out a name for baby girl 3 we have 2 daughters, named harbor and saylor. definitely wanting to stick with the nautical t...
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How to fight fire with even sexier fire
15 Sep 2023
Natasha asks Got new insurance, and they follow my driving. It’s bad What do? My answer Why not fight fire with even sexier fire? Accept your insurance's monitoring of your driving ...
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Just as "Featherstonehaugh" is pronounced "Fanshaw", "Wank" is pronounced ...
15 Sep 2023
Jeff Wank asks This my real name. What do? My answer Why not follow the fine example of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FboWtJiNYro? Just as you pronounce Hyacinth Bucket's surname "Bo...
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Can't you trust any counterfeiter these days?
18 Aug 2023
Emily asks As a child of God, what's your next move? My answer Why not swap every banknote in that colossal wad with those fake religious counterfeit notes that certain religious types...
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Running with toddlers: Tantrums Get Results
30 Jul 2023
(I'd also posted this to the website: https://wellyrunwalk.org.nz/.../running-with-toddlers.../)I’ve discovered a new joy. Running with toddlers. My nephew Caleb has just turned two year...
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How to commandeer other peoples' garage sales
28 Jul 2023
Mark asks Neighbor is having a garage sale. How to make things awkward? My answer Why not purchase an even bigger DIY garage from Ikea? Then construct your grander, superior garage ove...
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Stop doing donuts and wheelies and snooze in a proper bed
27 Jul 2023
Angie asks It’s 4.30am and I can’t sleep as every time I drift off my legs jump really vigorously What do ? My answer Loads of solutions: Never sleep againChop your legs off each ni...
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"In my day, they didn't have ADHD"
26 Jul 2023
The other day I bumped into this Quora post on ADHD: https://joannesbrainfartz.quora.com/ti-118289141 Oooh, I’m in two minds about this. I myself have ADHD. It’s a huge mixed bag of e...
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