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soup is too hot what do
Maybe the soup isn't too hot. Maybe you're just too cold! Why not even things up a bit?
Here's what I do. Hop in a time machine. Jump back three decades and halfway around the world to the Chernobyl disaster. Skip and sidle past the gazillions of Soviet soldiers and workers in the process of losing their shit. Locate and approach the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant%27s_Foot_(Chernobyl). Start cunnilinguing it like it's a radioactive Al Capone and you owe it half the moonshine in Chicago. Get your innards nice and radioactive. Undergo 27 million genetic mutations and transform yourself into a chitinous thermonuclear crab-creature acclimatised to Venus-level scorcher-climates.
Now actually move to Venus. Try not to tread on the Soviet Venera space-probe landers as they're valuable cultural antiques you friggin' Philistine. Get yourself nice and toasty, settle in, feel at home ... and then, finally attempt to drink this bloody soup of yours.
Your Venusian expat shenanigans will have made you far FAR hotter and your formerly scalding soup will now seem relatively cool. Problem solved 😘