Whimsy

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Why you probably shouldn’t dropkick snooty cats even though you may thirst to
14 Jun 2024
Ever had to swerve your car to dodge a cat scampering across your path? Ever had to brake to a complete stop to avoid running over a cat just squatting on the road, staring up at you like...
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DO YOU SPEAK TEEN?
16 Mar 2024
The other day I was in a gym with my dad, a gym with speaker systems and a constant loop of pop songs, and it started playing 50 Cent’s In Da Club. My dad thoroughly enjoys being a misera...
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What are some of the epic examples of backfired plans?
16 Mar 2024
Jean-Marie answers Some schools had an interesting method to prevent teenage pregnancies — they were giving teenage girls baby dolls that were hyper realistic, baby simulators. The idea ...
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Oysters: pointless goddamn rocket fuel
21 Oct 2023
Chickypickymakey asks Are aphrodisiacs a real thing? I think the most well-known (natural) aphrodisiac is ginger, and I happen to like ginger ! Fresh, dried, as a spice, as a juice, can...
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Running with toddlers: Tantrums Get Results
30 Jul 2023
(I'd also posted this to the website: https://wellyrunwalk.org.nz/.../running-with-toddlers.../)I’ve discovered a new joy. Running with toddlers. My nephew Caleb has just turned two year...
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"In my day, they didn't have ADHD"
26 Jul 2023
The other day I bumped into this Quora post on ADHD: https://joannesbrainfartz.quora.com/ti-118289141 Oooh, I’m in two minds about this. I myself have ADHD. It’s a huge mixed bag of e...
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What if we combined the Titanic with the Hindenburg?
25 Jul 2023
The other day I discovered this little Quora doozy: https://deepthoughts.quora.com/Screenshot-which-de... Oh wow. That is one hell of a concept-art image. We all hear tales of hilarious...
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How not to complete uni: abuse the trust of your chicken protégé
21 Jul 2023
Aah. I escaped university fourteen years ago. I still have anxiety dreams about it. Last night's dream was a real banger. They're all themed identically: turns out I'm three quarters of t...
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Perchance to dream of partying that hard
12 Jul 2023
To accompany https://mikeyclarke.co.nz/.../how-to-imbibe-your-daily..., I was coaxing Midjourney to bang out a few images of a drinking contest inside a nuclear reactor. Among others, it ba...
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San Francisco Redwood City: about as rural as Coruscant
5 Jul 2023
San Francisco is hot! This part of it, Redwood City, has some seriously large houses. I ran https://www.strava.com/activities/9381378172 earlier this morning, before it got too roasting. I ...
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Progenitor of the Bashful Bumhole
5 Jul 2023
CW: 50ftcl.it/baby-poo Being pooed on apparently signifies respect and reverence and prestige unparalleled! Or so I hear. I'm in San Francisco. I'm meeting my delightful wee nephew Caleb f...
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Midjourney, Mk. I
24 Jun 2023
I've been faffing around with midjourney.com. For those who don't know, it's an AI image generator. You input a text-prompt description of the kind o image you'd like, and it does its damnd...
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