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Whimsy
What if we combined the Titanic with the Hindenburg?
25 Jul 2023
The other day I discovered this little Quora doozy: https://deepthoughts.quora.com/Screenshot-which-de... Oh wow. That is one hell of a concept-art image. We all hear tales of hilarious...
Whimsy
How not to complete uni: abuse the trust of your chicken protégé
21 Jul 2023
Aah. I escaped university fourteen years ago. I still have anxiety dreams about it. Last night's dream was a real banger. They're all themed identically: turns out I'm three quarters of t...
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The world only contains four billion penises
17 Jul 2023
JC Smith asks So I'm Asexual but I'm tired of explaining what that is whenever the topic of happy fun time comes up, and the term "virgin" feels antiquated and has too much baggage. Wh...
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Why not betray a third of a Jesus?
17 Jul 2023
Nicole asks I lost 10 pounds, give me a way to gain it back other than eating more. My answer Why not betray a third of a Jesus? Since I was a kid, I'd always wondered if there was som...
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Oxygen ice is the most igloo-friendly ice
16 Jul 2023
Shyan asks My apartment is hot, but it’s smoky outside. How can I cool off my apartment without letting smoke in? My answer Isn't it obvious? All you need to do is generate a massive p...
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Doesn't everyone ejaculate raw gumbo?
15 Jul 2023
Tiffany asks What to add to my gumbo to make it a little spicier? My answer That book ... hint hint, eh? Though ... I'm puzzled, my dude. What's the point of adding even more gentleman...
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Psychologically sculpt all cats with unrelenting death rays
13 Jul 2023
Hollie asks My indoor only cat has decided last night that tonight is the night she ventures out into the world, wouldn’t be a problem if she wasn’t scared of her own shadow (I mean th...
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How The FINEST Food Critics REALLY Get A Head: The Discerning Cannibal's Guide To Career Perfection
12 Jul 2023
Tali asks So I've got wonderful friends who if they'd all been able to make lunch this weekend would have resulted in the following list of food requirements, next time they actually a...
Whimsy
Perchance to dream of partying that hard
12 Jul 2023
To accompany https://mikeyclarke.co.nz/.../how-to-imbibe-your-daily..., I was coaxing Midjourney to bang out a few images of a drinking contest inside a nuclear reactor. Among others, it ba...
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Bedbugs are sweethearts when they're emotionally vulnerable
12 Jul 2023
Michelle asks The place we were temporarily staying at has bedbugs and they didn't tell us before staying, we finally got a house and we move in a few days, we're not taking anything w...
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How to imbibe your daily sodium even more hardcorely
12 Jul 2023
Max asks My doctor said I need more sodium. I already salt the fuck out of everything I eat. I also put electrolytes in my water and drink diet soda. How else to get more sodium? My...
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How to stampede cattle through your typical megachurch
6 Jul 2023
Melissa asks P-Hub and all of its affiliated sites blocked everyone in my state from using it. What do? My answer Isn't it obvious? Change your state! Decide which of your neighbourin...
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