Ex of one week just asked if he can bring me Taco Bell. What do?
Maybe he means the entire restaurant chain. Maybe he's going to physically drop every single Taco Bell restaurant on your house from a tremendous height. Hell, just say yes simply for the visual spectacle. Either that or accuse him of trying to poison you, and tell him that your street address was always his own anus, which if he'd just taken a second of his entire life to cultivate just a bit of self-awareness, he'd already know is your residence, and honestly his anal obliviousness was the actual reason your passions cooled, and by the way it's more capacious than nine Buicks. So if he could give himself a Taco Bell enema and leave his delivery at your front door, you'll pick it up when you finish equestrian practice.
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