Published on: 01 Jan 06:35

Shelly asks

So I’m 4 days post-op for a laparoscopic hysterectomy. Friday I received the pathology report. If I’m interpreting the report correctly regarding the hydatid cyst of Morgagni correctly, I had cysts on my fallopian tubes and they can be caused by a parasitic infection.

Like WTF!?! Anyways, what do?

Edited to add: the oxý may have contributed to my deep dive into Google and interpretation.

My answer

Why not do what I do? Hack into your hospital's computers and rewrite your patient report to make the parasite itself the hospital patient and you the infection. If you'd infected your infection for long enough, you can probably claim squatters' rights or something, then sue the parasite for its violation of your human rights. Then, I dunno, maybe team up with the contents of the hospital's tapeworm disposal bin, scream a bit about parasite infection solidarity, and launch a bloody coup against the hospital. Works a treat.

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