Came with partner to hotel for fun time . What do now ?
You're not into hideously boring sex, are you? Could you not enjoy your fun time whilst fast asleep and therefore in compliance with the sign? Either that or spend your time bouncing on the bed, and banging incredibly quickly whilst mid-bounce and not in physical contact with the bed. Become the speediest lovers in Christendom. A third option would be to find some way of dodging classifying sex as an "activity". Motionless tantric sex? Mormon soaking? Or have we all got the wrong end of the stick and your hotel room "fun time" shenanigans never involved anything sexual? Stamp collecting? Golf? Rallycross? Getting your nostrils plucked?
Original: https://mikeyclarke.co.nz/blog/2025/12/why-hideous...