Dani asks

I REVERSED THE WORK TRUCK INTO A PORCHE, WTF DO

My answer

Hack into your work's computer accounts, embezzle their official paperwork, whatever it takes, to make everything that's ever been written about your company claim that it's a subsidiary of Ferrari, and that its entire purpose is to reverse trucks into Porsches with tremendous force. That's all you do each day. You're the goddamn Picasso of Porsche-prangs. That's what your official job description praises you for. See? Show your boss. They'll splutter. They'll protest. Chide them for their appalling work ethic. Dig out *their* job description paperwork. See? Give them your truck keys. Point out that Porsche dealership across the road. Tell them that if they value their future career they'd better start knocking those fuckers around like skittles.