I want my ass eaten but I'm single, what do?
Are you particularly snooty and/or bigoted re the species performing the ass-eating?
No? Glad to hear it, kiddo. Then simply locate a particularly ravenous beehive, locate or plant a rosebush beside it, hide inside the rosebush with your bottom bared to the air, and wait.
You might need to first dust nectar over your anus though: some bee species are rather more discerning analingus connoisseurs than others. Some are VASTLY more discerning. Geez. Take it from me, you'd be amazed how conceited my local bumblebees have become in recent weeks. If you don't first lay out one hell of a red carpet treatment, with exquisite violin quartets and sweetly-scented rose petals and rows of crucified beekeepers, then your target bees will shun even the most gorgeous and sensational rectum. God. Ungrateful bastards. That's a Wednesday I won't ever get back.