How to induce labor? No OOC plz
Why not do what I do? Hang out around rabbit warrens and assume leadership of their orgies. Turns out rabbits are surprisingly suggestible on orgy policy. Rabbits have a gestation period of only six weeks. It's awesome. Turns out they sychronise their births, too. Why not give it the ol' college try? You'll be post-partum-depressed before you know it.
That said ... they say assuming makes an anus of u and me, right? Here's me hallucinating that you super-duper must be talking about giving birth. Maybe you mean labor as in work. Maybe you're a Communist. Maybe you're trying to kick off a Worker's Paradise revolution for you and all your fellow rabbit orgy enthusiasts. In which case ... honestly, that sounds kinda rad. Count me in, bae. What historical ripples might you and I dare dream of kicking off? Might the Soviet Union Great Terror of 1936 have been less pants-shittingly terrifying and more nose-twitchingly snuggly if Stalin's bugbear had concerned the unconscionable drought of hot hot rabbit orgies and labor-inductions? Only one way to find out, right? So get humping and get labor-ing and you and I might just make history teensily less Terrifying.