Bf is upset I don’t wear makeup around him, what do?
Tell him "What the hell are you talking about? I'd always worn quite staggering quantities of makeup. Really shit makeup, too. Make myself uglier. I have to! I know you already think I'm pretty, but sans makeup I'm so radiantly gorgeous I redline the neurons of every man in the postcode. It's hell, I tells ya. Want a taste? Turn around and I'll remove it." Then give him a Chanel No. 5 enema.
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