Bf is upset I donβt wear makeup around him, what do?
Tell him "What the hell are you talking about? I'd always worn quite staggering quantities of makeup. Really shit makeup, too. Make myself uglier. I have to! I know you already think I'm pretty, but sans makeup I'm so radiantly gorgeous I redline the neurons of every man in the postcode. It's hell, I tells ya. Want a taste? Turn around and I'll remove it." Then give him a Chanel No. 5 enema.
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