Iām at work right now and just got a message that there are a bunch of police with rifles and riot shields gathered together at the apartment complex where I live. What should I do?
Rifles AND riot shields? Are you sure? That's one hell of a Fuzz kit mismatch!
Riot shields are for, y'know, police. Keeping public order and defending citizenry. Even rioters. Rioters are citizens too, you know. They're neighbours. Locals! No doubt they're intimately acquainted with each others' armpits.
Rifles, however, are for soldiers. Soldiers are for winning wars and for pulverising their nation's enemies. They thirst for the savage destruction of exotic foreign fucking scum.
So you get very few situations indeed where (1) the same personnel are tasked and equipped with facing off against both adversaries at once, and (2) where those personnels' management suspect both groups of appearing at the same location, at the same time. Geez, dude! What the hell's going on at your apartment complex? What could ever make them suspect this? What kind of horrid exotic soothsaying are your kind cooking up in there?
I can admittedly think of a few scenarios. One that leaps to mind is extra-volcanic football hooligans. From a distance they're rad. Close up, they're friggin' insane. You often get the staunchest football-club supporters travelling with their teams to Away games, then picking fights with local Fuzz, just to prove how Hardcore and Gnarly and Macho they are. Have you just been caught subleasing your apartment complex to the Arsenal FC Shit-Kickers? You have, haven't you. You glorious maniac. If we were neighbours I'd probably hate your guts for disturbing my rectal slumber, but in honesty, I think the world needs more dynamic nutjobs like yours truly to add a bit of spice back into our lives.
You say you "just got a message" about these paramilitary parsnips congregating outside your footy safe house? Who messaged you? Who are you replying to? Your hooligan comrades or the Filth? I ask because, depending on your deathwish addiction, your reply may be either:
"Right on, my fellow aficionados of The Beautiful Game, let's crush these authoritarian jackbootlickers in a classic pincer: you lot explode from our apartment complex's front gates, and I'll ram their behinds from behind!"
~~ or ~~
"At last we've cornered these loathsome footy scum in a bloody horrid apartment complex, god, what kind of oik could ever slum it here, the very thought makes me retch, but come on now: you noble defenders of the public interest smash down the front doors and give them a taste of civic spunk, and I'll be right behind you, honest!"