Concerning the most gentlemanly bum-related title in North America: today's TERRIBLE advice

11 May 2022

Ally asks

I’m bored with my life, what shouldn’t be tinder bio be???

My answer

"Alabama's Oldest And Most Illustrious One-Gent Anal Chain."

Consent is sexy❤

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