The phat new snack that the in-crowd simply simp for

Consent is sexy

Published on: 16 Dec 23:25

Winter asks

I just got a ban from a group for suggesting a person might want to see a doctor for a CPAP machine because it goes against "giving medical advice"

What do?

My answer

Isn't it obvious?

Bombard the group with a McDonalds advertising campaign centred around the latest coolest raddest gnarliest food fad, the phat new snack that the in-crowd simply simp for: deep-fried McOxygen McIce.

Repeat the heady success of deep-fried frozen Coke. Chomp down a lovely meal of that crap and it'll melt then boil in your tummy and give you all the precious, life-giving oxygen you could ever need.

Never mind that it's within the wrong vital organ, or produced in quantities that would make an elephant explode. 'Tis a small price to pay for coolness eternal.

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