I was going to go to the beach, but I found out that this guy is there. What do?
Maybe he meant "hoe" as in a garden hoe, and "cocky" as in rooster? Maybe he's a really really shit gardener and he's just flooded his rose bushes? Maybe he's just trying to put a brave face on a total gardening catastrophe? Maybe you should stop yucking his yum, you friggin' harlot?
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