I was going to go to the beach, but I found out that this guy is there. What do?
Maybe he meant "hoe" as in a garden hoe, and "cocky" as in rooster? Maybe he's a really really shit gardener and he's just flooded his rose bushes? Maybe he's just trying to put a brave face on a total gardening catastrophe? Maybe you should stop yucking his yum, you friggin' harlot?
Original: https://mikeyclarke.co.nz/blog/2025/12/shoutout-to...