Ripped out the carpet in my new house and found this. What do?!?!?
You'd had that ginormous fridge concealed under your carpet? How shit was the carpet-laying job? Was the entirety of your house's interior swaddled in carpet-y rolling hillocks big enough to conceal fridges? You must be unsheathing precious treasures by the hour, like your floors are some kind of mouldy hardwooded Narnia. Have you met Aslan yet? Or did he perish from breathing in all those mould-spores you'd hosted? Might your shit carpets conceal multiple lion corpses? You're not Queen Jadis, the White Witch, are you? That would explain a lot. Come to think of it, that huge mould splotch vaguely resembles a fridge-squidged lion torso.
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