A super-huge giant 3 year old

Consent is sexy

Published on: 08 Nov 08:54

Tori asks

My 3 year old has a big personality and somehow got a guy to give her $10 trick or treating tonight (yes a day early Bc out city is in the Bible Belt). What shall I buy myself

My answer

Dress up as a super-huge giant 3 year old, ten times bigger and therefore ten times better than these merely realistic scrawny little runt 3 year olds. Then confront the same guy and wrangle $100 off him.

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