Published on: 08 Nov 08:01
Yasmin asks
I got 30 minutes of sleep last night because of the sex trophies
I have no coffee.
How do I stay awake long enough to keep them alive til their dad gets off work?
My answer
Ohh, sex trophies as in children. For a second I thought you'd won actual literal sex trophies, and you couldn't get any sleep because, I dunno, they were flying around the room like sentient broomsticks and fucking you by surprise.
Why don't you cut out the middleman by screaming "FLY, MY PRETTIES, FLYYYYYYY," and commanding them to soar across town and helpfully fuck their dad instead?
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