Tia asks
How do I get someone to leave their wife and be with me instead?
My answer
Adjust your diet and exercise regimen to match the wife's physique as closely as possible, then hire the best makeup artists in the world to make it totally ambiguous to your beloved whether you're wearing their wife's skin as a horrible poncho, or they're wearing your skin. Best of both worlds!
Source: https://www.facebook.com/groups/393804108644865/po...
