ways to hint her that you want to smash
Smash?
Waaaitasec. When the Incredible Hulk had roared HULK SMASH about twenty thousand times over the last several decades, did he actually mean sex? Present tense? Yeesh. I mean we all get that various superhero archetypes are supposed to represent various aspects of the human condition, and the Incredible Hulk is supposed to depict the end result of one-dimensional hypermasculine brute strength. But each depiction typically featured literally smashing shit to bits. Or is this your way of admitting your own predilection for dropping exquisitely subtle hints to your beloved of your desire to punch her? And to obtain her healthy consent? Well, shit. If both of you are genuinely up for that, who am I to stand in your way? SMASH and godspeed, young sir.
Original: https://mikeyclarke.co.nz/blog/2021/11/did-the-sma...