Lydia asks
My depression has been extra 
spicy lately. What can I do to feel any joy?!
My answer
Feel Joy? My traditional go-to, and this may work for you as well, has been to fondle the breasts of as many ladies named Joy as you possibly can (only with their happy healthy informed consent, naturally. No consent, no Joy-feel! Urge https://sive.rs/hellyeah to be her guide). Feel as much Joy as you can. For bonus points, nickname the left breast "nutmeg" and the right breast "ginger". I also find that most women are great sports about this kind of thing, and will happily lactate paprika on request.
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