Published on: 25 Nov 05:54

Ian asks

My dog is at the vet right now and might not be coming out. I'm at a brewery down the road on my second beer but it's not helping. What do to get rid of big sad?

ETA: I'm waiting on a call from the vet. They're examining her in a part of the clinic where the public isn't allowed. If the time comes, I'll be there by her side in two minutes.

My answer

Why not take some inspiration from the Middle Ages? Besiege the vet's premises, build a massive trebuchet, slaughter ten thousand more dogs, infect them with Covid or influenza or cholera or your pathogen of choice, fling them in vast avalanches over the vet's castle walls and inside like that French castle in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and share your anguish with the vet staff.

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