Leah asks

Asked boyfriend to buy cream of tartar for baking, comes home with tartar sauce for fish, what do

My answer

Tell him: "You moron! I didn't mean tartar sauce, I meant cream of Tatars! You know? Mongol horse archers? What the hell did you think I was planning to do with that massive herd of a hundred thousand horses in our back garden? However will I breed and populate my new Khanate now? Go back to the mall and back to their Genghis Khan grotto - you know, their new-fangled Santa's Workshop replacement? Their kowtowing to the PC-gone-mad brigade? They figured a monument to slavery and genocide might substitute for luvvery wholeshome childrens' toys. Yeah I know, last days of Rome, etc. Buy anyhoo. Follow my instructions properly, if you please, now return there and wank off their Genghis Khan stunt double a hundred thousand times and bring back a hundred grand cream of Tatars and breed me a mighty Mongol army. Babycakes."

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