Wholesome-er parenting: pistol-whip infants at dawn

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Published on: 24 Nov 21:46

Inka asks

Ok guys, having my first child on Friday. Never even held a baby since my cousin was born in 1997.

Best ways to keep baby alive?

Challenge it to regular duels. Pistols at dawn. Show that little bastard who's boss.