I hate asking people to repeat themselves. What should I do instead when I mishear someone?
Deliberately misinterpret every misheard sentence as desperate and emphatic pleading to immediately receive cunnilingus in unconscionable quantities. Especially if the other party is male. You'll be the envy of every elocution tutor overnight.
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