Punish mumblers with instant cunnilingus

Consent is sexy

Published on: 24 Nov 21:50

Amanda asks

I hate asking people to repeat themselves. What should I do instead when I mishear someone?

My answer

Misinterpret every misheard sentence as desperate and emphatic pleading for instant cunnilingus. Especially if the other person is male.

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