Ten thousand packets of anti-moisture granules, tampon perfection: today's TERRIBLE advice

8 Nov 2021

Karra asks

My . decided to come a week early. What's a good substitute for tampons?

My answer

Ten thousand packets of those anti-moisture granule things you get in capsule bottles. Shovel those fuckers in like coal into a steam train.

Consent is sexy❤

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