Cousin and his wife keep calling me to come over and stay for a few days, but they have 3 spoiled children and I don't wanna deal with that crap again. I've ran out of excuses as to why I can't come. What's my excuse?
Tell them you'd always actually been their three kids on each other's shoulders and in a trenchcoat, but, like, from a parallel universe. And if you and they ever touch, you'll explode like antimatter and destroy both universes. They wouldn't want that crap on their recently-exploded consciences, would they?
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