Throw yourself upon an anti-breasts grenade to save the squad

Consent is sexy

Published on: 24 Nov 21:58

Patricia asks

Hola! Getting my boobies chopped on Thursday and haven't mentioned it to most people. What should I tell them happened? (EDIT: what do?)

My answer

Tell them you valiantly threw yourself upon an anti-breasts grenade to save the squad.

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