Vanquish yawns with helpful bomb threats

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Published on: 25 Nov 05:05

Duncan asks

I'm bored af at work but I'm stuck here for another 9 hours. What do?

My standard anti-boredom go-to is to phone your workplace with a helpful bomb threat.

Don't forget to disguise your voice! I learned that tip the hard way.