Jenna asks
Best way to have a smooth coochie and asshole? Shaving be so annoying
My answer
Slather huge quantities of Rogaine across every bit of your body except your coochie and asshole so they look less hairy by comparison. Like, vast mountains of the stuff. Turn yourself into a Jurassic Park Mosquito of the hair restoration world. Future archaeologists will unearth you in their search for follicular resurrection and ID you as Chewbacca's Mum. You'll never have a problem with shaving again: no razor would dare attempt to cut your magnificent torso hair. It'd be like firing bullets at Superwoman.
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