How to become a money spigot

7 Oct 2022

Morgan asks

I’m in over my head in debt. How do I fix it?

My answer

Smash every currency press in the world. Then flood the world with your own counterfeit currency and nothing else. You should totally call it MorganMoola. We could return to the good ol' days of buying loaves of bread with wheelbarrows of money, it'd be awesome.

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