People who say "women can wear pants but no man would wear skirts," ever tried a kilt?

Consent is sexy

Published on: 07 Oct 09:24

Brandi asks

Tell me your terrible ways to solve constipation

My answer

Sign up to the United States Marine Corps, locate a huge pack of those lovely dreamy drill instructors who adore informing raw recruits that "if you don't do exactly as I say I'll kick your ass so hard you'll taste my boot leather", tell each of them in graphic, scintillating detail exactly how last night you made sweet sweet love to their husbands and/or fathers, become nude, bend over, and let them get to work.

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