Brandi asks
Tell me your terrible ways to solve constipation
My answer
Sign up to the United States Marine Corps, locate a huge pack of those lovely dreamy drill instructors who adore informing raw recruits that "if you don't do exactly as I say I'll kick your ass so hard you'll taste my boot leather", tell each of them in graphic, scintillating detail exactly how last night you made sweet sweet love to their husbands and/or fathers, become nude, bend over, and let them get to work.
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