Published on: 08 Oct 09:11

Amanda asks

The therapist I wanted to start seeing said she is not equipped to help me. What do?

My answer

Simple. Offer to be her lab rat for the Nobel Prize for Psychology or Psychiatry or Spacedicks or whatever field of choice you together deem of greatest hilarious-ness. Suggest to her that if she agrees to go halves with you on the Prize's prize-money (and the groupies, duh), then in return, you'll happily research up on and then convincingly fake every single psychiatric disorder that psychiatry has ever discovered. All at once. And your therapist shall publicly cure them. All at once. She'll become the famous-est therapist of them all. As any acolyte of O.J. Simpson will tell you, fame is EXACTLY the same thing as competence. Who better to then cure whatever crap it is you've actually got?

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