Paige asks
How to get my teenage nephew to stop sucking his thumb?
I’m reading all the comments to him btw, no need to censor he’s got a potty mouth.
Yes he knows it’s satire, but he finds this group hilarious !
My answer
Could you not behead him? It's a tad difficult to suck on something when you don't have a mouth. Then again, if he's that tenacious, I'm sure he'd figure out a way to apply suction from one or more of his remaining orifices. You'll have to amputate those too.
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