Abbie asks
Itβs 6 days until my wedding and someone I met once in college a few years ago just messaged me and asked where the wedding is, because she and her boyfriend would like to come. I think I spoke with her once, and Iβve never met her boyfriend. What should I do?
My answer
Tell her that her boyfriend is already attending. He's the groom. He's who you're marrying. You and he had been conducting steamy dalliances behind her back for years. The only reason she even knows about the wedding is because you and he are horrific cheapskates and figured he could save a few pennies on transport costs by getting her to drive him there.
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