Zoë asks
customer told me he wanted to stick his tongue up my butthole
what do?
My answer
Get in before him. First, stick your own tongue so far up his own asshole that you slurp your tongue all the way through his torso, up his neck, and to the end of his own tongue, so that you end up wearing his tongue outside yours like a kind of tongue condom. Then tell him to go nuts.
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