Published on: 28 Mar 10:53
GLUTTONS 😱
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Faith asks
My husband said we should share an order of french fries and when they arrived he turned into a french fry eating lunatic. It felt like I was in a competition to see who could consume the most the fastest. How do I stop myself from despising him for the rest of the meal?
My answer
Er, it's obvious, isn't it? Here's what I've found works for me: apply unto him an apparently sweetly delicate kiss nonetheless possessing the mightiest suction levels the universe has ever beheld, then hoick his stolen fries right out of his stomach and back into yours.
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