Published on: 31 May 00:25

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Fredi asks

HELP!!! Neither of my refrigerators are running. How should I fix this issue?!?

My answer

Why not scream incoherently at your food for hours and hours and days and days? Hippies and suchlike would have us believe that all inanimate objects have souls: but if we can't literally chill them, then I for one consider it an acceptable fallback to at least make them feel cold. Screech at your sandwiches that they've disappointed their parents. Make your milk feel unwelcome. Be racist to your sausages. Strangle your bread. Divorce your bananas. Be a complete dick to anything perishable.

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