Published on: 07 May 19:40
Melissa asks
My 3 year old daughter put a chocolate peanut butter cup in a bowl, watered it with chocolate milk, and confidently told me it would grow into a chocolate bunny by morning. What do I do?
My answer
Source an actual real freshly deceased rabbit, drizzle it in more chocolate milk, plonk it into her bowl from a tremendous height before she wakes, and when she discovers it, tell her she'd drowned it and its death is her fault and she should feel awful.
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