Published on: 31 May 01:58
Kirstyn asks
What should I get my bf for his 30th birthday?
My answer
There is a planet called TOI-2109b. It orbits so close to its star that its year is 16 hours long. Your boyfriend wasn't raised there, was he? Is he 480 hours old? Perhaps a change of diet? Would he like a https://sipahh.com.au/ straw, but modified for breast milk? Perhaps a pair of nauseatingly wholesome ex-BDSM nipple clamps, customised for lactating mums? Your gal could saddle up and lactate Baileys. Most 30yo babies would queue round the block.
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