Raise a kid inside a locked car like a ship in a bottle

Consent is sexy

Published on: 14 May 08:51

Stacey asks

Because I'm a total lunatic I locked my kid in the car today with keys inside. As you can see I had to break the window to get in.

How would you have rescued my darling child today ?

My answer

What's the problem? Just raise your baby inside the car for the next eighteen years. Squirt some of your breast milk in through the air vents every few hours and it'll grow up strapping and handsome. Worked perfectly with me.

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