Published on: 18 May 05:30
Ixeah asks
My surgery was NOT a success and my finger is still broken! Iām only allowed light office work. What do? Iām a dog groomer.
My answer
Do what I did: take a leaf out of the books of those blokes who enjoy limb-lengthening surgery to add extra height inches, and perform the same surgery on your nine remaining fingers, and all ten toes. Lengthen all twenty digits to infinity. With luck you'll resemble a cross between a spider monkey and Gollum, and you'll be able to masterfully groom four dogs at once.
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