Contractions hurt. I'm not even in labor yet. How do I make the time pass?
Purchase one of those electro-stim-zappy muscle building electro pad sets, hoick them up your nonny and around your nano-beloved's hips, give him and/or her a thorough pelvic-muscle zapping, produce contractional agonies identical to yours, and ask the little fucker whether it too enjoys what it's putting you through.
Original: https://mikeyclarke.co.nz/blog/2022/5/youll-pupate...