Elissa asks
Contractions hurt. I'm not even in labor yet. How do I make the time pass?
My answer
Purchase one of those electro-stim-zappy muscle building electro pad sets, hoick them up your nonny and around your nano-beloved's hips, give him and/or her a thorough pelvic-muscle zapping, produce contractional agonies identical to yours, and ask the little fucker whether it too enjoys what it's putting you through.
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