Natasha asks
Had my appendix removed yesterday, and now in recovery, in an extreme amount of pain even on opioids.
Now stuck on a ward with lots of noisy people coughing, snoring, watching TV, and I am SO DAMN TIRED and need to sleep.
What do?
My answer
How about a cunnilingus competition? Or a funky-wunky gender-neutral slut contest? I've never encountered a situation so dire that a properly top-quality slut contest wouldn't do wonders. Just picture the Battle of Stalingrad with each side resplendent in a million latex bikinis and tartan-chrome strapons. Generalplan Ost won't know what hit it.
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