Published on: 11 Jun 05:48
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Melissa asks
My friends mom died from cancer. How do I comfort her?
My answer
Send to her address a colossal bunch of flowers and a foot-high condolence card ... to the cancer. In the card, write in inch-high sparkly gold calligraphy how sorry you are to hear its beloved family home has withered and collapsed, and better luck on the property ladder in future! Your recent offer for the cancer to crash on your sofa for a month or two is still open, hint hint ...
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