Genesis depicts Satan as a snake because its author had never met geese

Consent is sexy

Published on: 29 Jan 07:12

Shayla asks

My doctor wants me to be on a multivitamin pill, but I can't swallow horse pills. What do? No OOC

My answer

For the purposes of this answer I'll assume you're a goose. Why not infiltrate a foie gras battery farm? You should totally be one of those neurotic, snivelling geese we're always reading about on TV, with their own health regimens and supplements and whiny self-righteousness. With any luck the farmer will shove your horse pills down your throat instead of the usual foie gras goose-feed just to shut you up.

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