Published on: 25 Oct 06:11

Tara asks

My arms are tired from working out. But I was planning on going to the gym to swim after work tonight and swimming wears out my arms. How do I recover?

My answer

Why not do what I do? Locate your nearest friendly neighbourhood serial killer, and scream in his face that he's far too shit a serial killer to get away with overpowering you and chopping off all four of your limbs and swapping your legs with your arms and leaving all four relocated limbs fully functional and gorgeous. Then have a smoking break or something and let him do what he does best. You may need to ask a friend to hold your ciggy for you. Then go swimming and tire out your legs instead of your arms. Mission accomplished, girl.

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